COME PARTY WITH ME!

LE BISEXUAL HAS ARRIVED

LOL OH GOD WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY FOR MYSELF.
I'M SOME KIND OF OFFSHOOT OF THAT ONE CONFIDENT PART. WE DO DIFFER IN SOME WAYS THOUGH.

I'M THE ONLY BISEXUAL IN THE SYSTEM. I LOVE SEX AND LOSER FANDOM SHIT AND DOECHII. JUST CAME OUT OF DORMANCY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2021 AND HAVE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME CATCHING UP. I LIKE TO DRINK AND I LIKE TO WRITE FANFICTION (HENCE THE LOSER FANDOM SHIT). I HAVE VERY IN-DEPTH FANTASY WORLDS I LIKE TO RETREAT TO. I ALSO LIKE TALKING TO MY FRIENDS A LOT.
BASICALLY: I AM HERE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME. LET'S GO PARTY AND HIT EACH OTHER OVER THE HEAD WITH CHAIRS.

I LOOK LIKE THIS IRL

THE NAME THING IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. I DO THINK "THE BISEXUAL PART" IS REALLY FUNNY THOUGH, LIKE THERE'S SOME SPECTER OF BISEXUALITY HAUNTING EVERYONE ELSE.